July 2011
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Jul 3rd
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June 2011
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Jun 8th
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sarahachtemeier: Kid gives a speech after learning to ride a bike. I’ll vote for him for Prez when he’s old enough to run in 2042. amen. campaign managers? great. 
Jun 5th
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Jun 1st
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May 2011
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May 24th
what i'll be watching at the gym from now on. →
May 20th
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April 2011
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Apr 24th
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dear chicago, please find my wallet. thanks. ugh.
Apr 8th
“…and that’s why i’m so afraid of reproducing. right now, it...”
Apr 7th
Apr 7th
“you dropped your pocket!”
– …APRIL FOOLS. yesterday, i taught my students this and other classic april fools’ day jokes. (“your sock is untied.”) but they also had some real zingers: -“ms. meyers, there’s an ant on your leg!…april fools!” -“ms. meyers, i’m not...
Apr 1st
March 2011
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Uniforms: quivering ovaries since 1492.
Mar 28th
come on, pandora. get me through this paperwork so i can go out & play tonight…
Mar 25th
Mar 25th
Idea: to tackle teen pregnancy, sex ed classes should include a live demonstration from the principal & their partner. #scarredforlife.
Mar 24th
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Mar 22nd
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polka concert @ grandma’s nursing home. yes, polka.
Mar 21st
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amen.
Mar 16th
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all the soldiers lined up & ready for battle.
ugh. i’ve been home since wednesday afternoon with the WORST case of strep throat that i can remember. it also doesn’t help that i was screwed over by the cvs minute clinic when they said i tested negative for strep. negative?! would you like to look at this throat?! yuck. anyway, the target clinic came to my rescue. with one look, she said, “oh my god. this is strep! how did...
Mar 6th
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i just hope that some day i’ll get to teach preschool & do this. love it.
Mar 6th
February 2011
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Feb 28th
amazing. →
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gmafb.
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
snow day...
there’s something special about being with friends on the night of a snow day. boots. hats. scarfs. & beer. this is what it feels like to be a grown-up & i like it. tomorrow better be ready for round two.
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January 2011
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i wanted to do a cleanse this year for the new year, but after research, i realized that a cleanse was the FURTHEST from what i could was willing to do. so, then i decided: veggies only for 1 month. then i remembered about alcohol. veggies & alcohol. then i remembered about who i am. veggies, alcohol & caffeine. and then while shopping i saw an old friend. veggies, alcohol, caffeine...
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December 2010
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Dec 30th
another year older. & cooler?
one year ago, i posted this (& also my very first) post. yesterday was my 23rd birthday. this year, i have planned a lot of ‘cool’ things. why not blog about it? well…let’s see how it goes. some of my ‘to-do’s for the year: have a permanent teaching position. (currently filling a maternity leave…) make a shit-ton of friends in chicago. get a dog. love my body. watch the entire...
Dec 14th
Listentoday is a good day. i’ve been trying to...
Dec 2nd